Whoever they are, they need to eat fewer pizzas.

Hello it’s me Bill Gates at rnicrosoft.com I will help you do the needful to fix your device.

I use jars small enough that they are physically unable to do so.

Dunno if it helps but I put batteries in glass jars. Keeps them from getting contacted by metal things, keeps the leaks contained.

I tip 0% at places where I go to the counter, order, wait, pay, and retrieve my food. That is a base level expectation, not a service or a favour.

It helps that we don’t have a ‘tipping wage’ anymore.

I’d never heard of premade dough powder. It might be something you can make yourself though. Pizza dough is just flour, water, salt, yeast. Optionally a little sugar, garlic powder, oregano.

We do an overnight ferment then freeze the dough balls.

Strengthens the Trump comparison, yes.

I hadn’t heard the Thalmor agent thing… really?

Maybe drowned in rum.

Is this one of the ones that don’t kill fish?

In a world where Godwin’s Law exists, I find /s helpful. Keep trucking, OP.

I’ve pretty much eliminated beef, because it’s by far the worst climate offender. Pork and chicken are cheaper and lower impact by every measure as far as I know. A burger every few months, maybe.

It honestly hasn’t been difficult.

Heinlein squeezed a lot of juice out of that orange.

A rocket, apparently.

Our export dominated economy might make the euro a hard sell. Floating the dollar is very helpful since we can devalue it easily and boost exports. Being on the euro has some major downsides.

That said, also some major upsides. It’s just not a pure win.

I like to go to the nearby shop and pay the guy to put one together for me. I don’t know nearly enough to keep up with the industry, so I’ll defer to expertise.

Sounds like Rincewind and Cohen the Barbarian, all right.

That would be hilarious actually since we haven’t used 1 cent coins since like 2010. I have a roll somewhere…

That sounds incredible actually.

Mind your eardrums.