By Akakush!

I hate every ape I see

from chimpan-A to chimpanzEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I will eat this Danish and welcome, for one, our new insect overlords.

There may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in my swamp!

The reincarnation of JFK

Is he going to reverse Willam Henry Harrison himself?

T-Rex: legt Eier

Merz:

“Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun!” are words to live by.

What in Gwyn’s name did you eat? It looks like Lost Izalith in there!

I’ll tell the X-Men.

How appropriate. You fight like a dairy farmer!

Probably just took off the shirt to get the collar out of the picture.

No, Mr Kompowski, don’t put it in there!

ting in vim I sometimes still forget I start in normal mode.

Eh, it’s a suitable enough substitute for the seashells.

*Stan Kelly

People defending this as “those are lighning bolts, not everyone knows it’s nazi imagery” are american, right?

Nah, they know what they are. They’re trying to a) downplay the symbol’s significance and normalize displaying it and b) get a “snowflake got triggered by lightning bolts” own out of it.

Butt “The Shitman” Fart

Pfeffergrathof erinnert