the man has covid and diarrhea disorder, give him a break.

more like Poop is in the Fart

yeah, i’m trying to get a gay lick

it looks like this place took a real… uh… it took a… it… hm. it ah, took a, it took a… looks like this place… it looks… look here, jack. i’m here.

ffmpreg

the only Ls i’m taking are Live, Laugh, Love

this is a scene from one of the sam raimi spider-man movies. no clue what the meme is called but you can usually look these things up on tineye and comb through the results to find similar images

Jay-Z, Eric Adams announce plan to address inequality: all disabled New Yorkers get one free diamond

he sounds like a sweet little baby. i give him a 4/10

they call me the boppa doowop gal! ain’t nothin wrong in my life and i ain’t sad bout nothin!

i want to be the dissenting voice here and tell you to keep it up. i like reading weird esoteric gripes

kyoko kirigiri meets nathan fielder

i wish the shit this guy says didn’t have consequences. he would be the funniest person on earth if he didn’t make the world worse by existing in the public eye