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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

Walz repainted my house and didn’t accept anything for it but my gratitude

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

I actually think we need to cap rent increases to about 2%. In a little over 14 years, your rent doubles at 5%. So $2.5k/mo becomes $5k/month- $60k/year! Since wages have largely stagnated, most renters would be in an even worse place (although definitely better than 10% increases).

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I get deeply congested at night. Taping my mouth shut would be an interesting endeavor

Does the house come with a fantastic view of the elementary school?

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Whoa. “Chugga” is our word