So-crates!

Explain how.

Hey UK, how is brexit going?

Just start throwing department heads in jail for contempt until the orders are followed.

I seriously doubt this meets the scientific standard for taxonomy definitions.

We should all have a digital self detonation button in case of overreaching small dicked incel fascists.

My god, man. Have you even considered the quarterly shareholder value that will be made???

/s

It’s your baby blanket

Cyber dumpster not rusty and on fire is a dead giveaway

Cloverfield movies. The same universe told from different perspectives.

So, many, puns…

Only 18 sps (stitches per second) max… Pffffft

1. don’t be afraid to sing to your baby, they love it
2. read to your kid every night as part of the routine
3. it’s ok to leave your baby safely in a crib while you take a break for 5 minutes. Go where the crying volume doesn’t drive you mad.

Do you want new messenger services? Because this is how you get new messenger services.

And the enshitification cycle continues…

I used the day to decorate my reusable tree with sentimental ornaments I’ve been collecting my whole life. My kid did about half the work, holiday music was played for ambiance.

It’s a good thing that plants don’t need the sun or this would be a stupid idea.

Floats like a butterfly, stings like when i pee

40 feet away, it struck a manhole cover in the center of a cul-de-sac. Saw it from inside my house, it felt like an earthquake, sounded deafening, and may have peed a little.