“Seeking a construction foreman to join our hammer powered construction crew.”
“Seeking a surgeon or join our scalpal powered surgical team.”
“Seeking CPA to join our Excel powered accounting firm.”
This is how these kind of job postings look to actual candidates.
More like an [adjacent to the] shit post.
Or the “pc handyman”.
Me: “Why does your motherboard have a …uh… sheen and smell like WD40?”
PC Handyman: “Well it was running slow so I greased it.”
I wish that were not a true story.
How about “terrorism” or “national security threat”?
Should have splurged on the Curtis-Mathes console. TV, Record Player, Casette, and 8-Track all in one.
If they still sold refrigerators in harvest gold, my wife would be working overtime on talking me into buying one.
An investigation into acts of self-pleasure among parrots and other birds has reached a climax, with the results providing welcome relief for vets and researchers, not to mention the birds themselves.
Asked if they showed any signs of self-loathing or Catholic guilt, Heys thought not. “I don’t want to say satisfied, but they do look different after they finish. It’s obviously doing something for them.”
Someone was having a little too much fun with this article.
Not as much as I used to, sadly. I don’t remember what the first thing I volunteered for was but I suspect I started doing it because I was asked. I volunteered a lot more when I worked at a company that encouraged community service and would give their employees time to do volunteer work during business hours.
When I first started taking Vyvanse (lisdexamphetamine) I felt similar. Most of the effects were positive. One of the not so great ones was that it kind of removed my verbal “restraint”, since I felt much more confident and much less anxious. For a while I had to keep a mental check on that that. For instance, if someone at work says something really stupid, I couldn’t just says, “That’s a really dumb ass idea.” Even though that’s what I felt like saying.
Eventually my brain acclimated to the meds and everything leveled out. I’ve been taking the max dosage for years with no issues.
Nano is the proper tool for this job.
Instructions: “Next, open the .config file in vim…”
Me:
Just make a routine!
I have a routine that rivals a priest on Easter Sunday. But the best written homily doesn’t undo the fact that the organist is about to start the prelude and for the life of me, I can’t figure out where those damned communion wafers have gone even though I swear I just saw them!
Can’t argue with that.
Suspenders were on the table. Went with overalls because I don’t need them often and they’re cheaper to replace than jeans.
Gambling for schmucks.
I do but the performance of a belt is heavily dependent on whats below it being wider than what’s above it. 🤷♂️
I finally got a job offer after 1.5 years of being unemployed. Having a long commute again after so many years is going to suck but at this point I’m just glad to have some income.
Richard Simmons.
Dr. Doolittle (the Rex Harrison version). Childhood memory unlocked.
This is one of the best descriptions of the “AI Economy” that I’ve heard so far.