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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon gets a pizza

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Anon gets a pizza

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Kilgore Trout
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    Last time I went in a vegetables shop I only took a peach. I think the owner thought something similar of me, because he told me I didn’t need to pay.

    • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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      A PEACH IS NOT S VEGETABLE!

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        Yeah, owner was probably thinking “wtf is that doing here, I could lose my license!”

      • SpikesOtherDog@ani.social
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        Vegetables are a portmanteau of vegetation and table, as they are vegetarian for the table.

        All fruits are vegetation for the table, or vegetables. It’s just that not all vegetables are fruits.

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        … the fuck else would it be?

        • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          A fruit? Never heard of anyone referring to it as a veggie. Cultural difference?

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            There ain’t no culture that says peaches are vegetables and if there somehow was then that culture needs to be exterminated.

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              Chill my yin, no need to go full Israel over a culture classifying peaches differently

              • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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                Yeah you need to go further

          • ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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            this guy thinks peaches are fruits

        • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Non-vegan peaches

      • Kilgore Trout
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        They sell peaches too, do you want to sue them?

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