I can work under pressure. Just not mental pressure.
Pressure from heavy blankets is fine though.

me: yea I can work under pressure

clearly having extreme anxiety from the pressure of the job interview

I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

“I go scuba diving all the time, I will be fine.”

“We’re looking for a new kind of human being who thrives under stress, but doesn’t crave it enough to unnecessarily create more of it…”

Oh yeah I can work under pressure

Wait, you don’t mean with the song playing in the background?

Them: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh

I can work under pressure; just with the same efficency of a model T running on frying oil.