&c. &c.

I curse with cast on living room tv while watching porn

Bro either managed to un-piss himself or has pissed dryness

I always get reminded that i put beers in the freezers after i hear the cans go pop. Always fun when you need to clean the whole ass chest freezer.

What did you think they did with all those foreskins? Snacking on them gets bland after a while.

I dreamt of this in the first weeks i started to go to work by train. My route passes normally next to a cemetery city. There are literal skyscraper like complexes of in wall graves. I dreamt that my usual train stopped in te middle of nowhere, next to those buildings. I just got out of the train. Headed to one of them and got up the stairs of one of them. As i got in one of the levels. I heard a voce ask me “where have you been? It’s been so long.” as i turned to see who it was. I woke up.

The reason why it’s still sutch a vivid memory is when i woke up, i searched for how the levels were. And they were almost exactly how i dreamt them. It most likely was my mind just adapting what i remembered of the dream to match with the image. But it still kept it in my mind.

Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?

I was banned from an arcade because I had discovered that if you placed a strong enough magnet near the coin door of most of the cabinets you could pull together the leafs of the service switch and just get free games. Was a wee kid so they just never allowed me to enter again. But boy wasn’t that the start of a hobby. Now i Reverse engineer things for fun.

Knowing my ass i’d just go to meet another version of myself to have another set of eyes on a problem/subject to study that understands my twisted way of thinking. Fix that problem and then leave.

What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

I work as an engineer, so it’ pretty unlikely. My cousins though… All 7 of em are gravediggers 😬

Swingin between 2 and 8 all day long.

Rocm unfortunately.

I think the folks over at !playstoredeals@lemmy.ca might enjoy this as well. It looks like quite a nice game.

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… But they also aren’t putting it out of question.

It’s said a bit differtly where i come from but the jist is the same. “In tempi di guerra, ogni buco è trincea” Sfortunatamente non so scirvere il mio dialetto.

In my country there is a saying that roughly translates to: in times of war, every hole is a trench. And with how it’s going on for people on the other side of the pond. The time has come.

They’re dealing with their shortcomings with the help of the beings they care about. I don’t see any problem with that. Whatever this aura thing is.