ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 13 days agoSociety problems? The Pokemon Company is here to help.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down17
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minus-squareRentlar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up24·13 days agoPokemon Sex is too on the nose and not suitable for all ages, sooo… Pokemon Mate sounds friendly enough to be marketable as an app.
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-213 days agoPokémon Breeder. You can only hatch your own pokémon eggs if you and your partner wear a little tracker for your heart rate and movement. You get an XP bonus or Stat Booster for each Poké Pregnancy Test you take. Positive Poké Pregnancy Tests give double bonuses.
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 days agoBut on the nose is how I like it.
Pokemon Sex is too on the nose and not suitable for all ages, sooo…
Pokemon Mate sounds friendly enough to be marketable as an app.
Pokémon Breeder.
You can only hatch your own pokémon eggs if you and your partner wear a little tracker for your heart rate and movement.
You get an XP bonus or Stat Booster for each Poké Pregnancy Test you take.
Positive Poké Pregnancy Tests give double bonuses.
But on the nose is how I like it.