I didn’t think he was having an affair with Laura Loomer until he basically insisted he wasn’t as an answer to an unrelated question.
Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin’ it on the toilet. Who knows what’s going on in that diseased brain at this point.
You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn’t know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.
Don’t sweat it, he probably smacked his stubby little pud around until getting so frustrated by his erectile dysfunction he angry posted to social media about how he won the debate.
His little Cheeto shaped pud.
Following the antics of 45 Skidoo is exhausting.
I thought he was with Hope Hicks, and then learned she’d thrown him under the bus at the NYC fraud trial.
Meanwhile, Melania is sitting with a ghost writer and trying to decide who she wants to play her in the movie version.
Who should play her, do you think?
I don’t really care, do you?
