• dwindling7373
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    2 months ago

    I have some bad news about the status of the afterlife.

    • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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      Do you make a habit of reminding kids about air friction coefficients on flying sleds circling the planet in a single night when they muse about what Santa’s getting them this year?

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        Every year dozens of homes collapse due to Santa’s sonic booms, he is a menace and needs to be stopped!

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        It’s not a habit I make a conscious effort from october to january every year.

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          A friend of mine’s parents took that approach and they never got the ‘santa’ deal. Presents just came from their parents. Theyre turned out a communist, im not sure its related