• Egg_Egg@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    Jesus is said to be God, therefore he should be omnipotent and capable of literally anything we could comprehend as humans, or even more than that even.

    Obviously it’s all bullshit but yeah.

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      1 month ago

      so does that mean Jesus could change semen to wine if he was giving a handy since semen is mostly water?

      follow up question, would there still be semen in the wine if all he’s changing is the water?

      follow follow up question, how much money do you think one could make if they ejaculated wine instead of semen?

      finally, do you think Jesus masturbates and ejaculates wine for a refreshing post-nut beverage?

      • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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        1 month ago

        First two, yup, if those are what he wants to happen. The others depend on the buyer and Jesus’ mood that day.