Are the otakus okay???
This showed up in my YT feed and it was too cursed not to share. What gets me is that this is an officially licensed, SquareEnix-approved product 
It’s seemingly made by one of those Chinese companies that make incredibly realistic and expensive action figures for rich nerds so it’s technically not a RealDoll but there’s probably a reason why its life-sized and why they chose the HoneyBee Inn outfit
Imagine visiting someone’s house and seeing this thing on their couch
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Also imagine what it’ll look like in 20 years once the silicone starts to degrade
God that’s creepy
Folks, we do not love to see it
the only reason to have a sex doll is to leave them in funny places like sitting at a library reading a book
Bit idea: we put Lyudmila Pavlichenko dolls on rooftops above Trump rallies.
Sucks to be lonely
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This is a product created for the loneliest of the lonely. I had a pal in Tokyo who I met playing left for dead off himself because he was so lonely. It really fucks people up
What I’ve never managed to stop thinking about with these life-sized doll things is how much they must just seem like dead bodies, in form and function
If you had to move house with this thing you would need to make the exact same considerations as a killer moving a corpse
Nah, a killer can chop up a corpse for easier transport. That voids the warranty on these things.
They’ll make a life-size waifu doll but won’t give me a life-size metal king slime made from platinum smh
You’d get way too much experience that way and be way too dangerous.
The spread leg logo
Comment on video “real women might be in trouble” Sir… I assure you they’ll be just fine
i mean… Not just not in trouble, they’ll be less likely to find a prick that objectifies them… So… Seems like a win-win i guess?
Glad to see they finally hired fans on this one
This came up in my YouTube feed too. What does that say about us?
Het cis male sex toy shaming discourse go
This isn’t a sex toy though, which somehow makes it even weirder
Even if it was, I’d argue life-sized silicone dolls that cost thousands of dollars aren’t the direct equivalent of a dildo or whatever. There’s much more discreet and infinitely less creepy options for dudes looking to get their rocks off that you don’t need to hide like a corpse when your mom comes over
It is a sex toy. It contains sex toy anatomy.
I personally think it’s creepy since I have the same reaction to it that I would to a corpse but if you know anybody in the BDSM community they have waaaaay more elaborate sex-related things in their house than this.
It is a sex toy. It contains sex toy anatomy.
It does?! It absolutely blows my mind a company like SquareEnix would approve a fucking RealDoll with the likeness of one of their most recognisable female characters
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enhance their elegant silhouettes
I Googled their age (16) which is considered of age in Sharlayan society
I’ve actually thought about this and I wouldn’t mind a job making sex dolls for nerds. idk I just view them as any other sex toy
Sex toys should be discrete IMO…
And less… human
I’ve gone back and forth on this in my head, on the one hand yeah it’s weird and creepy and objectifying but on the other if we’re not going to stick sexless men in camps or kill them a good option is to allow them a release, there’s been dudes through the years that have actually straight up marry these things and have romantic relationships in the case of Davecat (google him). idk it feels harmless compared to say like sex work which is actually pretty dangerous.
google him
Too ominous try again
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