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    Aside from what others said, it could be that they’re kept as weapons, kinda like baseball bats.

    Your Lord doesn’t allow you to have actual weapons, but nobody can stop you from buying farming tools, so you keep one by the door to fend off lycanthropes and Jehovah’s witnesses.

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      And/or lycantropic Jehovah’s Witnesses!

      These are the worst…
      Do you have time to talk about our saviour and howl at the moon?

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        No, I prefer to listen to Bark at the Moon