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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86arrow-down2·edit-22 days agoJesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
minus-squareAlecSadler@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-22 days agoI think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoYou think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoZombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoInverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 day agoTo Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoIf I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!
Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.
Jesus is a vampire?
I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.
You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.
I wouldn’t come back either
I mean, He told us to
Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.
Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.
To Francis from Left 4 Dead, there is no difference between a zombie and a vampire.
If I die, don’t let those bastards eat me!