Woke: That doesn’t even make sense, stop being weird

Bespoke: Space Marines can’t be feeeeeemale because they’re all gay for each other. It’s just a giant polycule. they ain’t talking about war when they call each other “battle brother”.

  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netOP
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    2 months ago

    There’s nothing that says they don’t have prosthetic technodick replacements that can withstand all the gay sex their flesh couldn’t.

    • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      They’re all psychically connected to one another so they are able to psy-fuck but they can only do it with their brothers and their dads. 40k is basically an Adam Friedland joint.