Like what do I even do at this point. Its a free app and these reviews hurt app store performance,

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    Oh boohooh did the poor wittle “conservative” encounter pushback on its silly wittle Fox-news-adled ideas?

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    Ahh they stepped out of their echochamber because the app shows r/all if youre not subscribed to any subreddit. Also, sometimes im forced to use reddit, love your app.

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    Just challenge the review because it’s not about the app? If you can’t do that, then just let it go.

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        Are you allowed to respond honestly?

        If you made a response like:

        "Dear reviewer,

        When I wrote the code for this app, which displays content from reddit that I have no control over, I never envisioned some fuckwit moron would be so stupid that he or she would get mad at the App for just displaying what’s on reddit.

        In the future, I’ll add a disclaimer that goes “Are you some anti-DEI piece of shit who thinks everything is Woke? Press the large red button icon below to only see the “based” subreddit.” I hope this will help you understand how to use this App, you fucking idiot.

        Sincerely, Developer"

        would that get your kicked off the store?

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    "This oven is horrible! 0 stars! Everything my wife makes on it or in it tastes terrible, "

    Sorry, yo. Ya can’t fix stupid.

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      Or recipe reviews.

      “I didn’t have flour, so I substituted lard. I also didn’t have sugar, so I substituted salted cod. Worst cake ever. 1 star.”

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        This item funtioned exactly as intended but didnt do what i wanted it to do.
        One star.

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          After selling on eBay I once got the feedback that the buyer was deeply disappointed because what he had received was exactly what had been listed and shown in the photo, but nothing else, which somehow he had hoped for.

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      I read somewhere that the best places to eat are Yelp 2 star places where the reviewer whines about service. It suggests the reviewer wanted to give a 1 star review because they were mad but had to concede that the food was good, hence 2 stars.

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        And then they take 2h to get your food, you find the waiter’s entire ponytail in it, and you’re yelled at if you don’t tip 50%? Idk man, some restaurants get bad reviews for service because they have bad service. And having bad service detracts from the experience of going out to eat.

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    Standard reply:

    Dear sir or madam:

    Some crackpot has written me an abusive message, and it seems they used your account to send it. I’m replying to you as a courtesy in case you wish to take action against this lunatic.

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    If he think Reddit hates his conservative views, he’d explode if he came here

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    I thought reddit killed third party apps? Or are you paying the $10,000,000 per month or whatever it is?