I am on the shitter instead of the shower. So, sorry if I babble crap. But imagine something like GitHub but for the purpose of restructuring society.

  • Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtfOP
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    6 hours ago

    A Kevin just needs to exist as a funnel for our negative emotions. Just knowing that Kevin exists makes my skin boil. Two Kevin’s would be a reason for war and we don’t do that anymore.

    Kevin can sit in chair at an undisclosed location. He gets a VHS of the Buffy the Vampire slayer episode were her mom dies and two bags of dates per day.

    I once read on the internet that a dates only diet might be sufficient to nurture you.

    Two Kevin’s or even more would be morally complicated.