Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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You need to shake it to make it glow
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
This message is woke
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
Yours doesn’t?
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
I can’t bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
Here, enjoy:
What a cute strawberry :3
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights
