• quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    14 hours ago

    I’m sure they all wear dentures. Anything spicier than an Ensure shake gives them debilitating indigestion.

    If I’m 83 and breaking my hips walking up 100-step marble staircases, I would be questioning why I’m doing that instead of living out my remaining years watching Price is Right on my yacht.