It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
We have only one, but it has a string on it. So if it gets stuck, you can just jank it out. My friend wanted to save couple of bucks and just drilled a hole and put a string in it. Couldn’t make out what his last words were but he was surprised to see the string in his hand…
Oh yeah those are the premium version. Also little life hack for those versions, you can also stick those in a vagina to clear out any junk that might have made it’s way up there. Same with the butt. I’d recommend cleaning it after the butt stuff though.
It’s for when you’re choking. Compress the 2 pieces then insert in your mouth and let go. It will spring forward impacting the stuck food in your throat. If the piece that springs forward also gets stuck in your throat just grab another. Every household should have at least 2 of these, generally found in the bathroom where most people eat.
We have only one, but it has a string on it. So if it gets stuck, you can just jank it out. My friend wanted to save couple of bucks and just drilled a hole and put a string in it. Couldn’t make out what his last words were but he was surprised to see the string in his hand…
Oh yeah those are the premium version. Also little life hack for those versions, you can also stick those in a vagina to clear out any junk that might have made it’s way up there. Same with the butt. I’d recommend cleaning it after the butt stuff though.
Help I have two of these things stuck in my throat
You need to get the premium version the other commenter has. They have a pull string included.
No, that comes with the monthly subscription.
I’ll see myself out of my own post now…
Oh that was fucking clever.
Who is this Clever person? Is she cute?
Cute enough but dumb as a bag of musk
Oh shit, you must mean Amber Heard…
I wasn’t gonna call her out directly, but yeah