At first I thought this was a “I like my coffee how I like my women” joke
From McDonalds?
5 times a day?
faceless?
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“deleted by creator” That’s a bizarre preference to have, what is the porn surrounding it like?
religious motifs
At this point in my life, I’ve just accepted the fact that I’ll always be the designated coffee brewer regardless of group or context. And that’s fine, coffee is a divine gift from the Universe itself, meant to jumpstart our brains and give us sweet, sweet anxiety!❤️
It’s a noble profession. More of a blessing.
Honestly, in my less-than-humble moments (i.e. while trying my best to cope with the fact that I, yet again, fell asleep and woke up first), I like to think of it as a sort of pseudo-shamanism, I act as a conduit for reality through which it reconnects us to itself😎💅
köfe tax
Women yearn for coffee
