Second, it’s Weyoun 9, not Weyoun WTF
Everyone on the promenade: … HEY! … Why did you send me war plans on my device!
This is Lower Decks-style version of Pale Moonlight:
Vreenak: “Where did you get these super secret plans?”
Sisko: “They just sent me a subspace message.”
If you’re a high-ranking official, try not to send subspace messages while blitzed on Romulan Ale.
Holdup, someone Roseanne’ed it?
Impossible. I was assured they were clean on opsec. I mean, uh, us. WE. черт, они нас раскусили!
Life imitating art, LMFAO
The Great Link is on Signal and randos are invited.
I wonder how many times this has happened with non-journalists who took money or favors to keep it quiet. I also wonder how many times it was done deliberately. Maybe Kushner and his bros adding some Saudis to the sensitive diplomatic talks on Signal.
Peak content, I busted my sides laughing so hard that I think my neighbours might have heard me.
