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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The important thing is that they're both happy.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    1 年前

    I was an only child so I had to do both.

    • lath@lemmy.world
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      You’re still here so, good job! 👍

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    one of your kids is smart, the other is a scientist

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      The Difference

      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The average Republican voter is the scientist?

  • MakingWork@lemmy.ca
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    If the first child is intelligent and a competent designer, then the second child will be safe. There are no issues here. Just 2 children who trust each other.

    • hedhoncho@lemm.ee
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      My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

      • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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        Skill issue

      • Dave@lemmy.nz
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        Sounds like you didn’t believe you could fly.

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

          Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

          • swab148@lemm.ee
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            The trick is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

          • Fluke@lemm.ee
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            It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.

            • Natanael@infosec.pub
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              The best way to teach gradients, explain the acceleration gradient across their mass as they hit the ground

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Tink sends her regards 💥💥

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        deleted by creator

        • taxiiiii@lemmy.world
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          If you ever think you can fly: start from the ground.

          Good advice for children and drunk people.

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            i always take off from the ground in flying dreams. It’s like jump…jump… Whoah!

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      If … that word carries a lot of weight with random children’s ideas

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Intelligent and competent designers fail A LOT, but they keep trying to find a way to fail the least

    • julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works
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      “If not duffers, won’t drown. If duffers, better drowned.”

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      competent designer

      It’s a child. How competent can a child be?

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    I was the younger brother. I was “willing” to do a lot of things I knew were bad ideas.

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      My younger brother tried out all of my inventions. He was “willing”, which really meant he never knew what I was asking him to do until it was too late.

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        I definitely remember hearing “Here put this helmet and [thick] jacket on”… “Stay there and wait” etc

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    That is how it do be sometimes.

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