• Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      Chrome being a shitty web browser and crashing only a few seconds after opening absolutely must be meddling of the see see pee.

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        1 year ago

        what, dont you know about revolutionary plasma, and the controls of reality itself possible by superior minds of a communist society?

        of course the party closed his browser.

        sarcasm note: this is infra materialism from disco elysium, which is a parody of posadism

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          1 year ago

          There’s a Mac version, it doesn’t come bundled though. I am not sure how many people actually download it. If you want to drain your macbook battery in record time, it is the fastest way to do that.

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    1 year ago

    China has evil computer magic that checks every computer that enters the country for Freedom and makes the computer explode if the person using it loves freedom, killing them a million times. I know it is true because it happened to my dentist’s friend’s uncle’s sister-in-law.

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    1 year ago

    why the fuck would I post cringe shit like that? unironically you deserve to be jailed if you post shitty memes like ‘winnie the poo’

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    1 year ago

    So his Macbook, that he purchased overseas, magically started to quit software running locally when unapproved searches like “how to” (In English, no less!) were performed. Despite the Chinese government actively trying to encourage people to use the internet for more educational purposes. That is more likely than the software known to be inefficient bugging out because he had 60 tabs open?

    They must have inserted the evil CCP virus when it was manufactured in the country, and programmed it to activate if the geofencing ever entered China again. There’s no other possible explanation.