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- Republicans get elected by promising to do expensive fascism
- Republicans do the fascism part so hard even libs are repulsed
- Republicans lose the midterms and Democrats take at least the House
- Republicans stiff the new recruit ICE agents (
) - Republicans blame the Democrats in Congress
- Democrats decide to refute this calumny by centering their 2028 Presidential run on paying out ICE agent bonuses
- Democrats unanimously pass major funding increases for ICE and give them all free healthcare for life
- Democrats get waxed in the election
- The Cycle begins anew