

Eventually, my car from 2010 is going to bite the dust and I’m going to have to get a newer one and I’m preemptively pissed about it. I’ve got an ebike and use it when I can, but I live somewhere that it isn’t practical to use for all transportation and I need a car, unfortunately. 2008-2014 or so is the technological sweet spot for me: my car has power windows, remote start for when it’s 15° outside, and Bluetooth for my music. It also has no screens, no “assistive technology,” all analog controls, and can be worked on by a normal mechanic without special software. It sucks so much that all this shitty tech that makes cars less safe to drive and harder to use/work on is now mandatory. On the other hand, my wife drives an ancient Toyota pick up truck that’s older than I am, and it doesn’t even have power steering. It’s also a nightmare to drive, but one of a different kind (though you can disassemble the whole thing with a screwdriver and socket wrench, which is neat).
























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