Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]

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  • Two economists survive a shipwreck and are stranded on a desert island. They’re barely surviving on captured seagulls. One day they come across a big pile of seagull shit.

    “I bet you $50 you won’t eat that” says the first economist.

    “No? You’ll see” says the second, who scrapes up the pile of shit and promptly eats it, winning the bet.

    A bit later they find another pile.

    “Now I bet you $50 you can’t manage to eat that shit!”

    “Watch and learn!” says the first economist, who scrapes up the shit and eats it.

    “Now that I think on it, we’re now exactly the same we were at the beginning, only we’ve eaten shit.”

    “What? Not at all. We’ve increased the GDP of the island by $100!”