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I have been logged out of my toothbrush

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My electric toothbrush doesn’t have a network connection because it’s a fucking toothbrush.
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  Mine doesn’t start with “electric” for the same reason.
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    Yes but, how do you communicate with it?
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      It just reads my lips.

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