OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.message-squaremessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1266arrow-down11
arrow-up1265arrow-down1message-squareI just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 month agoOnce you sneeze vomit through your nose you will realize that you have fucked up.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoJust need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s like these people don’t even know or something
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAt least it’ll clear out their sinuses.
minus-squareicelimit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoTo fuck someone up, you have to be ready to get fucked yourself.
Once you sneeze vomit through your nose you will realize that you have fucked up.
Just need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.
It’s like these people don’t even know or something
At least it’ll clear out their sinuses.
To fuck someone up, you have to be ready to get fucked yourself.