I did get caught smoking weed.
My mom was not happy when I reminded her that she said she’d rather me smoke weed than cigarettes.
Parents actually sticking to their word? Wasn’t likely to begin with.
parents amirite. it really is funny once you’re done with it
people think they’re being smooth but if someone smokes weed you can always smell it, especially if you’re living with them
I was bringing the trash cans back in last night and a guy drove past and I could smell the weed he was smoking.
This is why I do gummies.

Goodnight handshakes are totally normal.
(show them this comment, if they don’t believe you)
They don’t?!
Sober people give goodnight chest bumps. Everyone knows that
Lol my friend got busted for drinking when he was 15 because he shook his dad’s hand.






