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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago

I've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom with

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I've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom with

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    That’s just government propaganda.

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      Nah. You know how you hear that noise through speakers of phones trying to connect through things? “Dukadukadukadrrrrr”

      Yeah, that still floods the headsets as EMI and if it’s not that, it’s cuts and static noises.

      It’s fucking infuriating. You gotta re-request comms off tower and that pisses off all the other comms traffic and AT. Especially on landing as everyone turns their phones on early. Sometimes it’s like trying to listen to your car’s navigation but suddenly you have three screamin toddlers in the back seat.

      Don’t do it.

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        Sounds like a shitty plane that needs better emi shielding.

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        Sounds like that’s the pilot’s problem not mine.

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          If the pilot misses an instruction it could very quickly become your problem too.

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            That’s just more government propaganda.

            • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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              To serve what end?

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                I couldn’t tell you that I’m not the government.

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                  How do you know it’s propaganda?

                  What you’re saying isn’t adding up.

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                    You’re the type who probably doesn’t believe that birds are government drones.

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