one time?
Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.
Oh it’s you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it’s electronics system. Thanks for your service :)
Dads make up the silliest things.
Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift
I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.
Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.
They’re called forcefields, did they teach you nothing?
I want to upvote this multiple times
Nah, there’s no such thing as The Force - I used telekinesis.
Me too. It featured heavily in the science fiction pulp novels I read before Star Wars even came out. And now get off my lawn, damn kids!
One time? Amateurs
Exactly. Got to it before me. Well done.
Removed by mod
And that is why they failed.
Here’s the deal: given enough time, it WILL work! I’ve tried it! See, what I do is I reach my hand out toward the remote and close my eyes and stay there. Sometimes it comes quickly, other times it takes several minutes. But the remote always winds up in my hand.
Sure, it’s because either my wife or one of my kids has intuited what I’m trying to do and they walk it over to me. But, hey, I’m still getting the remote to my hand regardless!
LPT: If you focus your channeling into a chant - it can happen even faster
how the fuck y’all moving objects without applying force to them?
It’s simple. Been doing it for years. I just put my hand out reaching for the item and eventually my wife or daughter hands it to me.
After reading Hitchhiker’s Guide, me and my cousin tried to fly by jumping off a (low) wall and forgetting that we were falling.
if you run fast enough horizontally you will fall but miss the ground.
That’s not flying. That’s falling, with style!
Admit it? There’s not a single commenter here who isn’t proud of the effort they put in. I feel like I came pretty close to success myself.
I also tried using Matilda powers.
Yeah, me too
Listen, I was 4 when Empire came out. Of course I did this.
Yesterday.
It still doesn’t work.
My guy I made myself pass out trying to go super saiyan. Of course I’ve tried using the force
Gotta try harder like the GOAT
And tried to bend a spoon by convincing yourself it doesn’t exist
Bitch, I tried to make a ball of chi after seeing Gohan teach Videl how to do it
I refuse to believe anyone claiming to have both seen Dragonball anything and not attempted a Kamehameha
Use the force, shoot webs, use telekinesis, launch a kamehameha…
I did it today, the remote was too far away, so no harm in trying to see if I’ve accessed the force.
Did it work??
Nah, but I did pass out, so that might be something.
