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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago

toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten

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Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months ago
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    I’m getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom

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    How do I unread something?

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    I did google the quote in the original Klingon until I noticed the name of the account that posted it.

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