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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Science@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Science@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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    how do i get a job at the baby whacking factory? does it pay well?

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      Serious answer: become a nurse, get a job at a neonatal intensive care unit. Newborns are both precious and delicate, and also tough and require manhandling. You’ll get plenty of baby-whacking opportunities with parental approval!

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        Serious reply, NICU nurses are the closest things to angels in this world and I appreciate everything they do. I know a few people I am close to would not be here without them.

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      To become a professional baby whacker you gotta be a nurse at least

      The pay is surprinsingly not that good considering the importance of the duty, getting them properly whacked is not easy

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        should i practice whacking any other types of infants before my interview? i know a couple whose dogs just had puppies

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Perhaps you should apply to Transportation Secretary

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    neuron-activation

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    MFW

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    Hey wtf you a-hole that’s my face!!

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    I’ve seen things people you wouldn’t believe

    Attack triangles, blurring red, off the shoulder of Nurse Ryan

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