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Do not lick the subway salt

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Do not lick the subway salt

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I licked a pole on a subway car in NYC and it gave me superpowers. Unfortunately they only lasted for 2 hours. Almost died falling out of the sky. Thankfully I was over Iowa and managed to land in a pile of hay.
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  The true question is, however…
  
  Did you find the needle?
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    New York city has needles all over laying on the ground

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