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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    Obviously, you’ve found the urinal.

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      Whole new meaning to golden showers.

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        Nah, it’s the same old meaning.

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          I live in a ranch style house on a completely flat property, there are no steps on it. Golden showers don’t come raining from above when there’s no above.

          • RedEye FlightControl@lemmy.world
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            I see you have yet to meet tree-dwelling animals.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    If a mouse climbs out of the S-bend and licks your beefy starfish, it’s a convenient way to end things on a high note

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      Please never call it that again.

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        The rusty sheriffs badge, you mean?

        • KreekyBonez@lemm.ee
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          the ol’ muddy basement window

          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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            The good old meaty fun bridge

            • CubbyTustard@reddthat.com
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              deleted by creator

              • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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                One doesn’t at all mind the occasional tongue punch in the fart box, does one?

                • arandomthought@sh.itjust.works
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                  I hate you all <3

        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          caviar cross

      • Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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        You mean the balloon knot?

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        What, “s-bend”?

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          It’s the plumbing of the toilet. Shaped like a S

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            Yeah I know. I was jokingly pretending that I thought that was the objectionable expression 😁

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          Haha nice ✋

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            Thanks 😁✋️

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    I would forever be thinking, “what if I accidentally walk out though?” And proceed to never go near that window

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      That’s actually a nifty little trick your brain plays on you to help keep you away from danger. Problem is, some people settings are off and that “feature” becomes a bug.

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        Cheeky ass brain!

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    For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

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      Japan is a truly strange space.

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    It’s kinda cool actually, but kids exist and I don’t think kids should exist… around this.

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      deleted by creator

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      When I was 4yo I lived on the top floor of a shitty apartment with access to the roof. Roof was not gated.

      Id spend so much time alone up there unsupervised until I was 7 and we moved.

      I’m surprised I’m alive.

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        In our neighbourhood it was customary to celebrate Christmas on the open balcony of one of the high-rises. Children would climb to the highest floor and set off fireworks from the balcony. The railing was high, but the danger was still present.

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      U mean this shouldn’t exist around skinny people

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      Oh cool I’m going to use the small door!

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    Suicide toilet (executives only)

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    This is for when you try to flush, but the water rises and there’s no way you won’t be flooding the stall. They’re offering you a way out.

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      Considering that makes me go near-fetal, I’d probably take that option.

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    Deluxe suicide booth

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    They mounted a wrong window type. You can get one that doesn’t open fully, from the bottom edge. Usually they are mounted in corpo buildings due to liability issues

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      I think they used an outward opening one instead of inward opening. If that window would open inward, you couldnt slip through

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    My guess would be it’s treated as a window and can be used to air the toilet after nasty session. It looks weird because it’s in form of a glass door.

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      It’s a standard casement window, just with a weird aspect ratio. If you twisted the handle a different way it would only crack open from the top, letting you vent the room.

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        45 degrees up for ventilation btw

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    FOXCONN executive bathroom.

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    When you want to go home early without your boss noticing, you can make a parachute escape from the toilet. Perfect!

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    Source

  • Aceticon@lemmy.world
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    It’s in case you want to display your shit techniques to a broad audience.

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    The view out of the window sharply increases your speed of doing a #2.

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