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minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down2·5 months agoBuy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.
minus-squareButtons@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoIf the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.
minus-squareHimmelhand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoIf it’s a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.
Buy 2 seats, 1 behind the other, for $550 then walk in there with a toolbox and yeet that seat out through the emergency door onto the tarmac. You get more than a few inches and it only cost twice as much.
If the emergency door is closed you might have to wait until the plane is in flight.
If it’s a 737 Max just wait for the plane to open the convenient in-flight disposal hatch.
I saw what you did there.