• DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.

    Edit: I love all of these already, lol

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      10 months ago

      I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

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        10 months ago

        I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…

        Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.