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minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·9 months agoDM: Okay, time passes. now what. Cat Paladin: I get up! I run! DM: Sure… where? Cat Paladin: Straight ahead! Then I stop. DM: Um… Now what? Cat Paladin: Run again! Then I stop. Lick myself. DM: (sighs) Cat Paladin: Now I SCREAM!!!
DM: Okay, time passes. now what.
Cat Paladin: I get up! I run!
DM: Sure… where?
Cat Paladin: Straight ahead! Then I stop.
DM: Um… Now what?
Cat Paladin: Run again! Then I stop. Lick myself.
DM: (sighs)
Cat Paladin: Now I SCREAM!!!