• Lath@kbin.social
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    8 months ago

    An IAF soldier reading this article:
    “Aww, how sad. I wonder if there’s anything I could do to help? Ooh, I know!”
    He then proceeds to scribble “Bread” on one of the munitions he’s loading.

    A second soldier notices this and comes near.
    “Hey man, that’s not cool. What’s she going to do with just one bread? We need a dozen loaves at least!”
    He starts scribbling as well.

    Their commander looks on speechless and shakes his head at their antics.
    “What a bunch of degenerates.”
    He places his own marker aside and goes to reprimand his subordinates. Behind him a missile newly babtized ‘Dildo of Doom’ lies in silence.