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minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up80arrow-down1·edit-22 years agoSomebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they? Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭
minus-squareNightmareQueenJune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·2 years agoThat’s how zombies are created.
minus-squarePatches@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 years agoWhat is dead laminated may never die.
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minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoWe’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoNever going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
minus-squareDudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThey could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHow often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
minus-squareBaku@aussie.zonedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agodeleted by creator
Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?
Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? 😭
That’s how zombies are created.
What is
deadlaminated may never die.deleted by creator
We’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
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