There’s only one death penalty that I support. And it’s deep-frying.

What was that Thomas the Train Engine creepypasta again?

Pretty standard hotbox cooking. It’s not the cleanest, but nothing criminal except the act itself.

It can be very calming.

Among Us did pretty good as a game for nobody.

Still no tumblr alt huh?

Looks like some folks don’t know how to use the three seashells.

Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.

Apiary app.

Press button for honey

Who hasn’t watched “Searching for Italy” and thought, “Yeah, Italy’s fucking awesome! I could totally make it there!”?

Are you a Target executive?

8 dollars for bread and cheese is beyond “mildly” infuriating.

That’s a go order!

Take 'em out!

The Tulpa-bros are at it again.

They’d still sit empty.

What happens when you cut funding to art education.

He actually played some of the songs from the stage version for my class. Most of them were just dialog set to music.

What do you mean “Thall shalt not horn in on thy husband’s racket” isn’t a commandment?

Can’t even get a pizza-meatball-crab sub or an all syrup Dr. Pepper either.

Data strikes me as a Swans fan.