jamie loftus🌭
@jamieloftusHELP

sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it

  • Vespair@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Meanwhile dude at IHOP: “yo I ordered my egg 40 minutes ago, what the fuck is taking so long?”