jamie loftus🌭
@jamieloftusHELP
sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it
jamie loftus🌭
@jamieloftusHELP
sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it
Meanwhile dude at IHOP: “yo I ordered my egg 40 minutes ago, what the fuck is taking so long?”