The new strategy is pretending you’re not in a recession until it becomes impossible to lie, at which point you say, “Professor Willem Mathematik-Numbarguye from the Paul Volcker School of Business at the Economic Institute of Economics said that we entered a recession 18 months ago, we had no idea until he texted us just now.”
The new strategy is pretending you’re not in a recession until it becomes impossible to lie, at which point you say, “Professor Willem Mathematik-Numbarguye from the Paul Volcker School of Business at the Economic Institute of Economics said that we entered a recession 18 months ago, we had no idea until he texted us just now.”