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    7 months ago

    I’ve been drinking plant milk for a few years now and still haven’t become a plant girl, that being said I do now feel an unusual twinge of arousal whenever my hand touches the sunbeam coming out of my window, so maybe it’s just really slow-acting.

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      7 months ago

      Or you could be turning into an old-school calculator

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        7 months ago

        Ok lets give that theory a try…

        • 3x3 = 9 OK so far so good
        • 18x6 = 48, I think i’m on the right path.
        • Square root of 27 is 4, obviously
        • Pi is = to 3.141598364278
        • x3 + 2xyz2 − yz + 1 = … to be fair I don’t think an old-school calculator could get that one either.

        Ok so lets check my answers

        Well 1 out of 5 is still 25% so you might be on to something.