“The political class has demonstrated unparalleled cowardice and incompetence by refusing to come forward and remove the president from power. His cognitive abilities have declined past the point of tolerability for someone who must be commander and chief of the strongest military in human history. The military suffers no such flaws (don’t laugh!), so we have made the hard but necessary decision to dissolve the government and prevent America falling to ruin.”

Bruh libs and chuds alike would cum in their pants over an address like that.