“The political class has demonstrated unparalleled cowardice and incompetence by refusing to come forward and remove the president from power. His cognitive abilities have declined past the point of tolerability for someone who must be commander and chief of the strongest military in human history. The military suffers no such flaws (don’t laugh!), so we have made the hard but necessary decision to dissolve the government and prevent America falling to ruin.”

Bruh libs and chuds alike would cum in their pants over an address like that.

Always were

haha, yeah just like me fr fr nothing sus Ohio I’m rizzmaxing and youth pilled

Mfw learning about Mr. Bernoulli in physics class

Damn that was going to be my dumb pun

I always thought Pelosi seemed old, but oh my God she’s 84 now get that mummy into a care home. It’s showing more than ever, not even all that make up and hair dye (and probably plastic surgery/definitely botox) can hide it. There’s nothing wrong with being old. There is in trying to live forever and clinging to power the entire time.

Misread this as “hun” referring to the way MLM-moms* refer to each other on Facebook groups. I always suspected doTERRA oils were chemical warfare, but this brought a new meaning to it for sure.

*Ironically, people might read this as “Marxist Leninist Maoist” Moms

republicans arguing over the speaker position

Giving me palpitations too

Nightmare Marry, Fuck, Kill edition.

Fr fr on God rizzed up Ohio

Ohio?!?!

My brain can read the words but I don’t understand

Actually, I’m a conservative larping as a leftist to make liberals look bad

Oh I just assumed it was nonsense but if those are my choices I’m going to assume it’s the first lol

If you have to ask…

Fuck. You’re right.

A Thin Blue line would be more accurate