• SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Don’t forget that God populated the earth with multiple tribes of people, gave them all a different origin story, then told each of them that theirs was the only correct one and all others must be vanquished, resulting in a never-ending battle between the tribes and slaughtering millions in the process.

    Truly a being of love and compassion. /s

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      5 months ago

      Before that everyone spoke the same language, when they built a tower too high god scattered everyone and made them all unable to understand each other.

      Somehow though, in every language he NEEDS MONEY!