May the careerist swine squeal under the boots of their aristocratic masters

  • Voidance [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    I don’t think Bidens egotism will allow him to step down. The next debate they’ll dose him with amohetamines and have him come out ‘unprepared’ and speaking off the cuff in a Hail Mary attempt to make an impact. I’m guessing he’ll say something crazy racist or incoherent and then just stare into the distance licking his lips. It’ll be wild.

    • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      Gotta be honest, him dieing onstage because they dosed him with just a lil 🤏 too many uppers would be such an apropos end to this farce

      Plus, just as his dying brains goes off, flooded with dmt and speed, maybe he will have the best fantasy debate performance in his mind